Darling, you were already in my 'Asshole bucket'

I was in this clinic near to my house and suddenly I received a miss called from the number that I am very familiar but can't recall who would it be. Hence I just ignored it as I was not feeling well and queuing to see the doctor for almost 1 hour already. Not long after that, I received an SMS

Anonymous: Awak, can we talk?

I was like, what the heck?

At first you have miss called me like college time? What do you expect?me to call you? Such a loser..

Then I tried very hard to recall again whose number is this and at last I just remembered this number is belongs to this big jack ass which he is having the cell number same like his wife has just a different by one integer. But still I was uncertain as it might belongs to the wife. And maybe the wife would like to apologize as she has told my ex-schoolmate that I am a bad person and lots of foul words and I believe she did exaggerate the stories so that people will feel bad for what had happened and will make sure my life will be miserable with not being friends with me anymore. But hei lady, you know what? Too bad, the stories reached me on that day itself while you were FB chatting with her. You are too gullible.

Well, back to the story, for precaution i replied,

Me: What do you want?

Anonymous: Can we talk somewhere else? Gtalk perhaps? -- (I Cant recall the exact words as his English is sucks hence I just used my wordings. By the way, from the moment the word 'Gtalk' appeared, I knew already, this must be the Asshole not the brain dead wife.

Me: I am not convenient. Just chat over the sms

Asshole: I would like to seek for your appologies

Me: You have been forgiven

Asshole: Please give me a chance

Me: For what?!

Asshole: I can go on with my life that I'm having right now and acted like nothing happen. But frankly, I really felt that something missing in my everyday life which is YOU.

At this very moment, I really pray that he is near to me. That I could go and see him, face to face, so that he is near to me physically. And that would be easier for me to kick his ass and punch to his clown face and also smack him down. Then I would start the car engine, I can hit him using my car, then I will reverse and hit him again over and over again.

I never reply his SMS.

Asshole: Wait ya. I will continue to SMS you using my other number

Then I went back peacefully hoping that he won't SMS me again. But this bloody asshole still kept on trying his luck to try on me again. darn!

Asshole: So?

Me: Lantas?

Asshole: Eventhough I am no longer in your FB friend's list, but sudilah kiranya awak dapat terima saya kembali

oh dear, luckly you were far away from me. If not you will received my 'present'.

Me: At the moment money and family are the only matter to me. Not more than that.

At this time, actually I really was about to SMS him saying that, hei man, are you crazy? Your wife will surely accuse me for wanting to tackle you and will tell the whole world that I am after you and not you were after me. And yes, i bet you did tell you wife this way right..If not why she would tell the whole world about this. But it was really funny as the way she puts it some sort like you are a superstar that all women are after you.haha..don't you realized that you are afar from that, honey? You two are really meant to be together. Stick together..

But I decided not to tell you all these nonsense as I don't trust you at all. You might be fighting with your wife about this but you will add some sugar and spice and create the stories/ fairy tales so that she will puts all the blames on me. You are such predictable aren't you?

Then I never reply at all to your SMS but I'm keeping it for me to show to my dear besties so that she will take note to the story just a preparation in case in the future anyone try to 'Fitnah' or 'Aib' me as a single parent.

Then he did the reverse psychology

Asshole: oh ok..i understand if you wouldn't accept me anymore

Haha..for sure this jackass was hoping I will charm him back...oh puhlissssss.. Ask your wife to do that. I don't have appetite on you. Try your luck to some other ladies please.

Guys nowadays, think women are stupid that they could twist just like that.

Get a life!

By the way, you were already in my Asshole bucket not long after I removed you from my FB friend's list. I am not planning to move you out from that bucket. Stay there together with bunch of idiots.